Something that i would like to share with everyone..

When i was browsing for phrases to go with a story
that i'm writing,i came across with a few of these touching,
stupid and yet funny phrases which makes the word "LOL"
kept being mentioned..So,guys..here's the phrases that i some how
picked out and had some interest towards it..

• · There are 3 kinds of people in life: people who make things happen, people who watch things happen, people who wonder what the hell happened.
• · Sometimes smart people do very stupid things
• · Don't marry the one you can live with, marry the one you can't live without!
• · Loving you is like breathing...how can I stop?
• · Trapped in misery, wrapped so miserably
• · A pear is a pear...a plum is a plum...a kiss is not a kiss without some tongue...So open your mouth and close your eyes. Now give your tongue some exercise.
• · You will be good and I will be bad....I'm going to show you the best time you ever had.
• · Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
• · Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• · If diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are mans best friend, which sex is smarter?
• · Who tastes the dog food to know it has new and improved flavour?
• · If the speed of light 1000,000 km/s, what is the speed of dark?
• · It's better to be pissed off then pissed on.
• · I'm multi-talented...I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
• · Life is like a deck of cards. You will find the occasional king, but most are jacks.
• · Silence is golden but shouting is FUN
• · Out of every one I have ever met, you are the one I wont forget
• · Next time you wave at me, Please use more than one finger
• · To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world
• · I thought of you today. I was at the zoo!
• · Do you like maths? If so add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
• · Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell
• · I know Kung Fu, Karate, and other 30 dangerous words
• · If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
• · Roses are red lemons are sour so open your legs and give me an hour.
• · I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing

Enjoy!~ ^.^